13 Funny New Year’s Resolutions Found on Twitter

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December 28, 2010


  • “I think my New Year’s resolution is to stop using ‘!’ too much”
  • “My New Year’s resolution is to get @justinbieber to FOLLOW me”
  • “To be able to sit down with a cup of tea and think, ‘People want to know what I have to say’”
  • “To quit being so conceited!”
  • “My resolution is not to have one!”
  • “For 2011: Try not to get fired or laid off”
  • “Great New Year’s resolution for my tenants—pay the rent first. Not your new jeans or her shoes”
  • “I have so many resolutions it’s probably easier to make a list of things I’m not going to do.”
  • “My New Year’s resolution is to get back on Twitter. I’ve been MIA and I miss it!”
  • “I’m not even going to say New Year’s resolution—I’m already in transition”
  • “Starting my New Year’s resolutions early by unsubscribing to unhelpful emails like things that want to make me buy stuff I cannot afford”
  • “My New Year’s resolution is not repeat last year’s resolutions”
  • “It may be the antidepressants talking, but I’m feeling somewhat optimistic about 2011”

All joking aside, we’ve also found a few links to articles you might want to share with parents and fellow colleagues. And, if you have one that you would like to share with the ISM Facebook community, we’d love to have you post.

Ten New Year’s Resolutions for parents of small children.

10 New Year’s Resolutions For College Students

Seven New Year’s Resolutions To Make Your Neighborhood A Better Place

10 Green New Year’s Resolutions

Top 50 New Year’s Resolutions For 2011

Top 10 New Years Resolutions For 2011 (a slideshow)

New Year’s Resolutions For Pets?

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